product of cupid

who let those goddamn fairytales get out? they should have stayed hidden in the minds of the deluded idiots that made them up.

or at least can we get the real endings? like how the prince dumps the little mermaid for some other girl, and how the little mermaid still loves him enough such that she lets herself die instead of him. although they tried to put it nicely by saying that her body turned to bubbles when she dived into the sea, knowing that her end was coming. oh yes and they tried to reconcile it further by saying she went to heaven where the angels greeted her.

what about cinderella? She didn't get the prince, her stepsister chopped up her own foot to fit into the glass slipper.

The little match girl didn't die peacefully, she was playing with the matches she was supposed to be selling and burned herself to death.

welcome to the real world.